HOLLYWOOD THINKS WE CAN'T PORTRAY OURSELVES
They'd rather fly someone 3,000 miles to pretend to be us.
Really? You looked at 120 million American Men and thought,
"Nah, lets see what's up in Scotland."
FUCK YOU TOO!!!!!
Really? You looked at 120 million American Men and thought,
"Nah, lets see what's up in Scotland."
FUCK YOU TOO!!!!!
I'm Michael Lehrer, an American Actor, who hasn't booked a job in years!!!
THE UGLY TRUTH IS THIS
These men who come over and take my parts are NOT MASTER THESPIANS
They are a group of buddies FUCKING AROUND AT THE PUB, doing our voices,
MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!
They are a group of buddies FUCKING AROUND AT THE PUB, doing our voices,
MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!
How is an IMPRESSION better than THE REAL DEAL?!
Have you tried imitation CRAB MEAT?!?
I have, often, because I don't read closely, shop too fast, and have a modest food budget.
LET ME SAY THIS
Imitation crab meat (somehow) resembles real crab meat,
but from what I've SAMPLED while CATERING WAITERING,
it's a pale comparison TO THE REAL THING.
I have, often, because I don't read closely, shop too fast, and have a modest food budget.
LET ME SAY THIS
Imitation crab meat (somehow) resembles real crab meat,
but from what I've SAMPLED while CATERING WAITERING,
it's a pale comparison TO THE REAL THING.
FAIR IS FAIR IS FAIR IS FAIR
I Spent $1100 dollars on head-shots, and all I've booked is
3 ultra sound modeling gigs (which only views my insides).
Why? Because...
Dominick West IS A GREEDY ASSHOLE
3 ultra sound modeling gigs (which only views my insides).
Why? Because...
Dominick West IS A GREEDY ASSHOLE
I'M SICK OF WORKING IN RESTAURANTS!!!
I hate talking about food. I barely enjoy eating food.
I'm too busy thinking about how FUCKED I'M GETTING BY HOLLYWOOD to enjoy a meal.
I'm too busy thinking about how FUCKED I'M GETTING BY HOLLYWOOD to enjoy a meal.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT RACE
I get why America MELTS when they see IDRIS ALBA on screen. But if the tables were turned, would I be allowed to play AN ENGLISH DETECTIVE?!?? Even if I worked intensely with a vocal coach?
Addressed my learning disability that made it impossible to memorize lines?
Dealt with my anger issues that alienate me from people I work with? DOUBTFUL.
Addressed my learning disability that made it impossible to memorize lines?
Dealt with my anger issues that alienate me from people I work with? DOUBTFUL.
NOT ABOUT TRUMP
I did not vote for him. I've never voted because I couldn't figure it out, was too tired or forgot.
NOT ABOUT RELIGION
My mother is catholic and my father is Jewish.
I am proudly Jewish when it's convenient.
I am proudly Jewish when it's convenient.
NOT ABOUT SEX ORIENTATION
I've worked with many gays and tried it over and over and despite many the promises,
it did NOTHING FOR MY CAREER!!!
it did NOTHING FOR MY CAREER!!!
You greedy fucks can have THEATER!!!
A play makes no sense.
It's like filming a movie, then filming it again 8 times a week.
WASTE OF TIME.
Plus Din Tai Fung won't give me that much time off.
We're required to have OPEN AVAILABILITY, and must work both AM & PM SHIFTS.
It's like filming a movie, then filming it again 8 times a week.
WASTE OF TIME.
Plus Din Tai Fung won't give me that much time off.
We're required to have OPEN AVAILABILITY, and must work both AM & PM SHIFTS.
AWARDS IVE EARNED THAT MEAN FUCKING NOTHING APPARENTLY !!!
- Internatioanl Thespian Society (President!) 1996
- Irene Ryan Nominee 1998
- Central Wyoming Community College Valedictorian 1998
- National Qualifer - Forensics - Dramatic Interp - "Bums" by Robert Shaffron 1996
- After Dark Award 1999 - Most Outrageous Ensemble "Naked Boys Singing" Bailiwick Rep Chicago IL